Saturday, February 18, 2012

Weird Mountain Man

Likeliness of Causing an Apocalypse: Hard to tell.

My friends last night introduced me to this character who was on Yahoo news. My friends also say this man is awesome.

My friends, and this man, are scary people.

Here's a quick summary of the article:

In the mountains of Utah, Salt Lake City to be exact, lurks a man who scavenges off of the food that are left in cabins. No one knows the identity of the man. And they only have one photo that was taken by a motion detecting camera. He's roamed across 1,000 square miles in snow that can get 10 feet deep. They're countless stories of families going Skiing then coming back to their house to find...well...

Mild to horrible things.

One guy found his guns taking out of their safe and laid out on the table, none of them had been taken.

Another guy found the grips to all of his guns missing. No whole gun was gone, just the grips taken off. Pretty weird. If you don't think that's bad, it get's worse from there.

Another family found most of their food and hunting gear taken and a note that read: "Get off my mountain." This guy has to have a sense of humor for spoofing an old man.


Then the worst thing happened. A family came home to find most of their stuff taken, all their photos of Jesus defaced, AND... he had defecated in a pan and left. Ewww... Even though his prints haven't come up with anything, couldn't they do some CSI stuff with his poo?


From my speculation, it seems like he building something out of gun parts (Explaining the laying out guns on the table and taking only the grips.)


What caught my attention is that he also seems to be preparing for some kind of Apocalypse. Police have found radios, weapons, dehydrated food, and camping gear in left behind camps thought to be owned by him. They found 19 guns in one camp. This guy also had a copy of Into the Wild


And now the moment you've all been waiting for... His one and only picture that kinda reminds me of the famous Bigfoot Picture in 1967.


The Awesomest Skies.








Tell me they don't look similar.

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