A Sound in the Sea...

Likeliness of Causing An Apocalypse: Hard To Tell (What is it?)/ Likely.

Two sounds were identified 115 Degrees West in the Pacific Ocean in 1997. One called "The Bloop," and another one called "The Slowdown."

Man-Made things such as bombs and submarines were ruled out for "The Bloop." And also things like underwater earthquakes. Whatever made the sound was biological and several times larger than a blue whale.

Coincidentally, this is the same place where Cthulhu is supposed to reside. Cthulhu cults think that this is Cthulhu...

Crap...