Saturday, February 4, 2012

Subject: Weird Artificial Bird Flu Mutation

Likeliness of Causing An Apocalypse: Somewhat High

This one is fairly self-explanatory. Someone engineered a Bird Flu that is highly transmittable to Humans. The guys want to publish their findings and method of making it while everyone else wants to keep it under wraps. Now, the obvious concern is Bioterrorism. But the scientist argument is that if we release their method of making it then someone can come up with a cure and vaccine for it, and we can forget it knowing that if there is an outbreak we're prepared. That, and Free Speech. So it is somewhat possible that all you humans will die standing up for something you believe in so strongly. And I would have to agree with your petty minds, censoring is a slippery slope.

Conclusion: There wouldn't even be the fun of a Zombie Apocalypse. Just everyone coughing on each other.

P.S. I'm going to drop this in real quick. Contagion. That is all.

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